Whats the best way to spend a weekend in Miami? looking for things to do...?

please say things other than beach, i get that part lol. wanting to see theatre/comedy or dining or interesting tourist attractions etcWhats the best way to spend a weekend in Miami? looking for things to do...?
It Depends on your interests You can go to Bayside Market place They have boat rides that go by the homes of the Rich and Famous, its really nice at night, There is a Seafood restaurant there Called Bubby Gumps, I really like it. and after dinner you can drive over to south beach and check out the sites and maybe do some club hopping. There is a Comedy Club in an area Called Coral Gables. I have not been in a long while. There is also the Hard Rock Casino There is a Comedy Club out there as well. I a ways off from Miami but its worth the Drive. We also have the Miami seaquium If you want to see whales and dolphins . You can check out the Gardens of Vizcaya I here they are lovely. Depending on when you come you may be able to catch an opera in Miami. Take the kids to Jungle Island or Zoo Miami. There is a little bit of everthing in miami no matter what your tastes are.Whats the best way to spend a weekend in Miami? looking for things to do...?
Honestly, Miami is a party all over not much museums or anything like that....mostly eating drinking tanning and dancing....so i say try to experience the culture go to Mangos (it's a latin club/bar), to start with its a great local/tourist spot at the same time if u have a chance check out i don't know how old u r or what music u are into but i also recommend Club Mansion, its beautiful but the music can be a problem if you're not into it....during the day u can go to Wet Willy's or something like that....but i repeat its all drinking and partying.....def. not a place to come see museums....Whats the best way to spend a weekend in Miami? looking for things to do...?
the best way is get a local resident to hang around. the whole city is a touristic attraction. and you may easily miss the main course, if You don't know what is it or where is it.



miami is party time 24 hours a day ,365 days a year. none stop fun.( life in Miami is a roller coaster. of fun)



in Miami nobody know what is curfew , so please don't ask .( about curfew)people get offended when You ask thing they don't know.